Funny Status in English

We love fun and act funny to make others happy. So set your funny status in English language for your whatsapp profile and make your friends smile.Our most crazy collection, here is the list of Crazy Funny Whatsapp Status in English for you. You can pick any of the funny crazy whatsapp status for your status bar.This collection is really crazy and funny status, which you can use on any social networking site or application. So, Enjoy!
Life is better when I’m drunk.
New personality under construction…
“I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.”
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
If you can’t #Beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
When she says “Koi dekh le ga”, she means “Yes”.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
Marriage is the cause of divorce!
I don’t get angry I just have more energy”
I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
People get love bites. I get mosquito bites..
“I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!”
I can see you checking my whatsapp status
I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart…
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
AVAILABLE….. But only for Time Pass….!!
I don’t care what you think unless it is about me. 
I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
Don’t marry for money, Divorce for money.
My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
Lips that touch liquor… Touch other lips quicker.
I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I just want to die young as late as possible.
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
“I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.”
Error: status unavailable
I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
There is a thin line between “love at first sight” and “lust at first sight” and the line is called a Cleavage !!
Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.”
“I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals that are.”
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
I don’t insult people, I just describe them
Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account
Nobody dies a virgin… Life fucks us all.
“Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…”
Life is too short – Chat Fast!
Online! By Public Demand.
Good morning…let the stress begin
Don’t copy me… All rights reserved
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
I’m not virgin; my life fucks me every day.
Handle with care coz I am rare.
If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
I’m cool but global warming made me very hot
Status Unavailable! Check Later…
When nothing goes right… Go left!
Let’s play status game…
“You can’t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.”
HEY, YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
Zing Zing Zing Zing Zingat.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
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